Snails

I now know someone who actively goes out of their way to step on snails. She’ll even crush them with her hands. That’s really fucking weird, right?

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Today’s earrings are brought to you by my Excessively and Unnecessarily Huge collection.

Today’s earrings are brought to you by my Excessively and Unnecessarily Huge collection.

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Sex Tapes/Cockblocking

“Sup?”

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Man, what the fuck is up with fashion?

Man, what the fuck is up with fashion?

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The Human Brain

I like being in my mind as much as being out of it.

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Jokes

I can’t believe its 2009 and people still are repeating Simpsons jokes. I routinely hear, “The googles, they do nothing!” or “Excellent.”

WHAT THE FUCK?

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Screech’s robot KEVIN led to my fear of a robot one day seducing me and making me his sex slave.

Screech’s robot KEVIN led to my fear of a robot one day seducing me and making me his sex slave.

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Abstinence-only education works like a charm. theyahooanswers: (via kapi)

Abstinence-only education works like a charm.

theyahooanswers:

(via kapi)
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New lows

I just heated up a Hungry Man “1lb of dinner!” frozen dinner tray for lunch and braided my hair into Heidi pigtails.

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Andy Milonakis and twitter. Shit, he’s right. Twitter is really fucking stupid. Doesn’t mean I didn’t just twitter the fact that I found a pink scented Mr. Sketch marker.

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