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Did you hear? Michael Jackson died.

No really, how much do I have to hear about Osama now?

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TMI?

TMI?

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I see you pug frog and raise you pug frog Oliver.

I see you pug frog and raise you pug frog Oliver.

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That’s the best movie review for UP I’ve seen yet.

That’s the best movie review for UP I’ve seen yet.

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Those razor burns aren’t going to be pretty. fuckyeahpersonification: dear kiwi: i suggest you try a vegetable peeler for that

Those razor burns aren’t going to be pretty.

fuckyeahpersonification:

dear kiwi: i suggest you try a vegetable peeler for that

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My world will crumble if this mug crumbles.

My world will crumble if this mug crumbles.

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The reading was pretty great. This guy can’t write for shit and is so horribly unaware. This was the fruits of his labor (and loins) while working for our company. 150 pages of Babysitters Club level smut.

The reading was pretty great. This guy can’t write for shit and is so horribly unaware. This was the fruits of his labor (and loins) while working for our company. 150 pages of Babysitters Club level smut.

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Bad News Brothers

Remember this classic? Well, my dear friend Amy just sent me a picture that is eerily similar to this little brother fiasco:

Why are little brothers such jerks?

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Sex Novel

One of the former employees at my office wrote his autobiography of his sex life while at work and left it on the hard drive.

Dramatic reading at noon.

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Ready

I’m coming back to Tumblr. It’s been a looong break away.

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